School? Phsh.

Who wants to go to school tomorrow? That's what I thought. Do your part to make a nice lazy warm day at home possible.

wear your pajamas inside out or backwards

sleep with a spoon under your pillow

flush ice cubes down the toilet

put a white crayon in the freezer

These things may just be suspicion, but just believe in them for the night and maybe something amazing will happen.

An eventful sunday afternoon

You all need to go to ashleygreenwood.blogspot.com and read The Crisis. It's a good one :)

True Devotion

If you value the well-being of your car more than your own life...get your priorities prioritized! My word.

Run! No, Run Away!
2008 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin

(July 16, 2008, Italy) Gerhard Adolf Zeitler Plattner, 68, was queued at a traffic light in his Porsche Cayenne sportscar. Before one reaches the light, there is a railroad crossing. As you might imagine, given Murphy's law, a train was coming.

The man did not let the queue progress forward far enough before he crossed the railroad. The safety bars came down, leaving the Porsche trapped on the rails. It took the driver awhile to realize he was stuck, according to witnesses. Finally, he jumped from the car and started to run -- toward the oncoming train, waving his arms in an attempt to save his car!

The attempt was successful. The car received less damage than its owner. He was pushed hard enough to land 30 meters away, and attempts to revive him were unsuccessful.

The moral of the story? Momentum always wins.

http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2008-17.html

Pajalton Bajo, Mexico

If you're feeling a bit down or if something in your life just feels a little off, go out and do some service and make your own small mark in the world, it'll be good for your soul. Watch out for the spiders though.