im due

yep its true.
rose told me so.
its my turn to write a post.

a couple things -

1. rose and i have learned how to make a delightful and delectable smoothie we have oh-so-originally named strawbanaraspine. i know what you're all thinking - "i wish i could have that in my mouth right now", but unless you own a blendtec blender, you're out of luck. the shear power of that machine can blend food into bliss and it is required to make this smoothie.

2. oh, what was that? you do have a blentec blender and you want the recipe? ok -

1 cup this
1 cup that
1 tbs. of the other
ice

combine all ingredients and blend

3. if you ever find yourthelf reading the bible, thpethifically Ithaiah, and are having a difficult time conthentrating, try reading it with a lithp. now you can read Ithaiah for hourth.

4. now, to appease topher. actually probably not. the marriage document looks like a bunch of mumbo jumbo to me, its too long, and i simply dont have to the time. obviously...

...or else what chris, or else what.

5. who the heck decided that people like he-she, hermaphrodite lady gaga should walk the red carpet when there are real musical artists like this guy out there???

Listen to this
watch this
and maybe this

6. peace.