What we've learned in college:

Yup. Be impressed.


But really

1. Living 5 minutes away from class rather than 20 minutes does not make it any easier to be on time.
2. Sometimes it's worth actually cooking instead of eating tons of 69 cent frozen pizzas.
3. I liked it better when my mom did my laundry.
4. Some of the coolest people you meet are the ones you look at on the first day of class and say,"Wow, did I walk onto the set of the Worst Music Video EVER."
5. People will stare whether or not you look like a freak.
6. It's okay to not shower, you'll fit right in.
7. There are some rank smelling people in the BYU testing center. And sometimes they sit by you.
8. ALWAYS sign out of Facebook.
9. If you're more than 15 minutes late to class, just don't go.
10. Don't be 15 minutes late to class.
11. Bringing your laptop to the library is deadly, thanks to Facebook.
12. The ratio of how late you stay up at night and how late you sleep in usually equals - no class.
13. Some guys are so desperate for a date that they will pose as someone giving a survey that asks for your number and then ask if they can call you sometime.
14. Other guys are so desperate that they'll follow you all the way across campus, never having met you, and ask you and your roommate for your numbers.
15. When you see someone poking through a garbage can on campus at 8:00 in the morning, offer them your granola bar. It's not that embarrassing when they say they're just collecting coke cans.
16. If you get a bad grade on a test, look at it with an eternal perspective.